Michael Phelps is also into Threesomes!
By Suzy Bauer | May 12, 2009
I found this fascinating story today:
Michael Phelps decided to host a wild party at his apartment in Baltimore. He and his swim buddies were joined by a number of hot lap dancers.Ansman007, Project World Awareness, Apr 2009
You should read the whole article.
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I think you’re the father of one of my kids!
By Suzy Bauer | April 23, 2009
I got this joke from one of my Girlfriends this morning and wanted to share it with you it is quite funny:
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows
her from.
So he says, ‘Do you know me?’
To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, ‘Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?’
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”
You see this is the col thing of being a Swinger 
These type of embarrasments would never happen to you
Enjoy
Suzy
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I Love this Girl!
By Suzy Bauer | April 10, 2009
Isn’t this video sexy? I find this woman incredibly attractive.
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Suzy Interviewing Daisy rock
By Suzy Bauer | September 26, 2008
Isn’t she cute?
You can visit her site at
www.daisyrockuk.com
Regards from Webmaster Access Europe
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Have You Kissed a Girl Lately?
By Suzy Bauer | September 13, 2008
I recently heard for the first time to katy Perry Singing the I kissed a girld and liked it song. Normally I hear this things right away but for some reason I had not heard this song before. Anyway I went straigh to youtube to watch the video from tha song and also searched for the Lyrics.
Please follow the lyrics of the song below:
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It’s not what, I’m used to
Just wanna try you on
I’m curious for you
Caught my attention
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don’t even know your name
It doesn’t matter,
You’re my experimental game
Just human nature,
It’s not what,
Good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it,
Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
Sure the song is catchy now that is not my point let me tellyou what I discovered also…
I suddenly started looking that a helluva lot of girls had their own versions of the song. Below there are some examplesof the nice videos I found, What is really crazy is that these videos have some over 2,000,000 views! That is unbelievable
Now You tell me do you think I’m far when I say there is an inherited bisexual inclination in girls? Ofcourse there is!
Go Kiss a Girl You Will Like It!
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The Hottest Olympic Athletes Beijing 2008
By Suzy Bauer | August 18, 2008
I could not resist but observe the cute athletes competing in the Olympics. I prefer girlie girls but I must say that lately I am having a stronger inclination for masculine androgynous types)
Enjoy
The Top 10 Hottest Olympic Athletes
The Summer Games are upon us and athletes from around the world have descended upon Beijing in the hopes of securing Gold for their country. Here at Spike we’re taking a slightly different look at the female athletes who strive for excellence with our list of the hottest athletes at this year’s games. Find out who will take gold in our look at the top 10 hottest olympic athletes competing in Beijing.
#10 Dana Hussein Abdul-Razzaq (Iraq)
The 21 year old runner is from politically hot Iraq. She almost didn’t make the Beijing games after the International Olympic Committee put a ban on Iraq competing. Luckily for her the ban was lifted and she will race in the 100 meter and 200 meter sprint events. She is the only athlete on the Iraqi team to actually train in Iraq and she feels that sports is a way to “unify the Iraqi people–no Sunnis, no Shiites, just sport for the country.”
#9 Yelena Isinbayeva (Russia)
Yelena is considered the best female pole vaulter in history. She is the first female athlete to clear a metric barrier of 5 meteres and she currently holds the world record, clearing 5.04 meters in Monaco. She is as famous in Russia as tennis ace Maria Sharapova. She’s is incredibly muscular and has an amazing booty.
#8 Allyson Felix (USA)
Nicknamed “Chicken Legs” at high school Allyson didn’t discover her talent for running until the 9th grade. Ten weeks after her first tryout she finished 7th out of 200 at the California State Championship. Allyson believes her speed is a gift from God saying My faith is the reason I run - it calms my heart and makes everything feel like a lift. My speed is definitely a gift from Him, and I run for His glory. Whatever I do, He allows me to do it.” Watch out for her in the 200 meter sprint, which she won at last year’s World Championship.
#7 Dominka Kopcik (Canada)
Synchronized swimmer Dominika Kopcik has been “dancing” in the water since grade 3. The 19 year old native Canadian also works as a model. She believes “You can accomplish anything you set your mind to, there are no goals too big.” With determination like this, she may be modeling some gold in Beijing.
#6 Blanka Vlasic (Croatia)
Blanca was named by her father after the film Casablanca. As of 2007 she is the world’s top ranked high jumper. Only two other females in history have jumped higher than her. The incredibly tall (she’s 6 foot 4) athlete is known for her striking pose after clearing a height and some for nude personal photos (NSFW) that were leaked online.
#5 Stephanie Rice (Australia)
World record holder Stephanie Rice is the darling of Australian swimming. She used to date fellow World record holder Eamon Sullivan, however they recently broke up right before travelling to Beijing. Stephanie’s sweetheart image was sallied a little when a series of private Facebook photos were showing her partying as a sexy policewoman were leaked to the tabloids. Watch her as she duels with Katie Hoff in the pool.
#4 Logan Tom (USA)
This was tough. Every female beach volley ball player should be on this list. This sport is amazing and it’s no wonder it’s so popular. Logan Tom has appeared at both the Sydney and Athens Olympics. Now she’s gearing up for her 3rd. Logan was raised in Utah but is of Chinese-Hawaiian descent.
#3 Lu Xuan (China)
BRONZE: Technically Gymnast Lu Xuan is not competing in the Beijing Olympics but she’s hot, a native of China and it feels inappropriate to put up images of 13 year old girls in spandex. So Xuan represents the beauty of China and Gymnastics. Thanks you Lu!!
#2 Amanda Beard (USA)
SILVER: Amanda Beard is the poster child for hot Olympic athletes. She won a bunch of gold medals, posed for Playboy and will compete at her 4th Olympics in Beijing. What a champion in every sense of the word.
#1 Bia and Branca Feres (Brazil)
GOLD: These Brazilian twins are double the trouble and double the fun. The synchronized swimming duo is poised to take the gold this year (they’ve already taken my heart). When they are not dancing in the water they are dancing together on photo shoots. Don’t believe me, check out this video of them in action.
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Paris Hilton For President 2008
By Suzy Bauer | August 7, 2008
What an amusing political ad Paris Hilton Ran in the last 2 days. Karl and I were watching CNN when we saw the Add Paris Hilton did as an answer to John Mccain.
If you have not seen it here it is:
Honestly, I’ve never been too fond of the Hotel Hairess but this time I really got to say she’s scored a home run!
Here in Europe is simply unthinkable that “the old dude” as Paris calls him will win the elections but sure there is a possibility.
Obviously I want to refrain from expressing my political views as this is an erotic blog, but what is obviously clear to me is Barak is as hot as Paris (Imagine The ticket Obama/Hilton
I normally express more my views on women but Indeed I do Find Barak Irresistible
Enjoy and Vote OBAMA!
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Agyness Deyn Brings Androgyny Back
By Suzy Bauer | July 20, 2008
Unless you’ve been living under a rock the past few months, you must know about Agyness. The Manchester found supermodel that is promising to be the next Kate Moss…
The New York Times recently wrote, “Boy-short, peroxide-blond heads of hair are appearing all over fashionable London, replacing the long and shaggy locks that were the dominant look of the last few years.” Someone call Jenny Shimizu - it would appear that androgyny is making a comeback. (Not that it went away in the gay community, but in mainstream fashion, it’s always a fleeting fad.)
Here’s a pic of Shane the other Androgenous girlie on the L World
What do you think?
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You Must Go To Thailand ASAP!
By Suzy Bauer | July 16, 2008
Hi guys!, I’m just coming back from a short trip to Thailand. I was there for only one week, I wen to see one of my partners who moved there for good as he really enjoys the lifestyle there.
This past 2 weeks have been CRAZY as now I became a Best Selling Author
Step by Step Threesome has sold as of today 25,297 copies! Wow! I’m really proud about that, so much so that I offered a HUGE discount for until the 16th of July and YES today I will be removing it, BUT if interested you can still get a copy for only 17 bucks!
Click here if interested in getting a copy for 17 bucks
Anyway that’s not what I wanted to share with you. I wanted to share with you a very erotic video. On this video you’ll be able to see how a Thai Body to Body Massage is actually done and what you will be missing if you do not plan a trip to Thailand soon.
As you know I am crazy about massages and in Thailand they go for as little as 7 dollars an hour
One more interesting thing I want to share with you guys today: For the first time in ages I travelled by myself, Karl stayed at home as he was busy with a project. Now, I know I am an attractive woman and anytime i am by myself I get a lot of attention from the opposite sex (and yes a lot also from other women)
What I thought it was interesting is that because women in Thailand are so sexually open, men were not really interested in Me, which is a relief in a way as sometimes it can really get annoying. I think this might make you really start planning your next holiday in the Land of Smiles.
Sanuk (Thai Word for Enjoy)
Suzy
P.S. One more thing…
I will love to see your comments on this post, Please give me feedback of what you thought of this video and this post!
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Guys Approaching Women
By Suzy Bauer | June 27, 2008
As In my previous post, I want to share a funny video with you, This time is from SNL from the 1990’s. It is quite stupid really but not so far from the truth. A lot of guys have problems approaching women, let alone having threesomes. I decided to add to my blog a few resources again for those of you who still suffer from “approach anxiety.
But before I share with you this resource please enjoy this funny video:
The resource I was talking about is “The Art Of Approaching“. This book was written by Joe Mathews a personal friend of mine and accomplished PUA . I hope is useful ( By the way there’s a really good video on that link!
This was a short post!
Suzy
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